are you so shy because you have an std?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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