why didn't you poke me back
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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