All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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