Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
