Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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