I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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