I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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