Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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