So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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