god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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