Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
