Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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