matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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