i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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