My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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