I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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