I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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