we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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