do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize