Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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