dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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