i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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