I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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