even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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