can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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