he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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