So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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