Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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