this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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