note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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