Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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