dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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