Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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