ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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