Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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