i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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