So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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