well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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