I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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