Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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