Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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