We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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