One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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