We're like a lot better than the average bears
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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