Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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