What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Randomize
