And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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