Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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