did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
just come out here and I will go home with you...
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Someone came in the potted fern
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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