In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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