They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
