Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize
