Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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