Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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