Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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