Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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