so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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