is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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